Saturday, November 15, 2014

What to Do If I'm found Freezing

If I get confused while out and about today and am found freezing to death in a back alley, dazed and confused, not knowing how I ended up there, I hope the person or persons who find me are nice. A peppermint latte will bring me quickly back to life (hint). Someone please call headquarters and tell my sweet wife I'm okay. I have a card in my wallet with Hussein's name on it, my taxi driver. He knows me from experience. It's best to be prepared in this unseasonably cold weather.

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