Tuesday, October 21, 2025

About Pelham

 


One of the advantages of living in a small town like Pelham is that we do not have any tall buildings. Hence, no snipers on the top of buildings because there aren't any tall enough for snipers.
Another advantage is that most of the bars close at 11. Nothing good happens after midnight, but you do feel safer after midnight if you happen to be out and about in this town.
Pelham has sin for sure, but if you have to search hard to find it; parking lots are your best bet if you're interested.
We have a highly educated populace. Most of us know the Pythagorean Theorem, the Periodic Table, the difference between those x and y chromosomes, and the difference between chocolate and Rocky Road ice cream. We do have trouble sometimes telling the difference between the Constitution and the Bible, but we're working on that.
We don't have a Krystal, but we have two Subways. No town is perfect.

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