Updating My Skills

 I am in the process of updating my life skills list beginning with my long-time traditional skills that I still possess.

1) 1 can still change a light bulb.

2) 1 can still tie my shoe laces.

3) 1 can still twist a screw driver.

4) I do a great rolling stop at a stop sign.

5) I know the way to San Jose even though I've never been there.

6) I can usually name that tune in fewer than 10 notes.

7) I can't define it, but I recognize iambic pentameter when I see it.

I can change lanes on the interstate without terrifying anyone.

9) I know how to get a close shave.

To these valuable life skills I have recently added:

10) Multitasking playing on Facebook while impersonating Elvis.

11) Seeming to agree with opinions while secretly loathing said opinions.

12) Skillfully overcoming spell check in a split second.

I am a lifelong learner.