Friday, February 24, 2023

I Am Not Bragging

 I am not bragging*, but though I was only a lowly history major, I know the six trigonometric functions, and I know the difference between an equilateral, an isosceles, and a scalene triangle, and I can intelligently present the benefits of each. I am no polymath, (I'm a little rusty on relativity, Maxwell's Equations, and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle), but I am no Forest Gump either. (I don't eat chocolates)

*I lied. Actually I am bragging.

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