Thursday, January 17, 2013

Join the Circus?

The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus (have I got ir right?) is coming to town as they do every January. Should I run off & join the circus? This is my chance! But what would I do? I'm afraid of heights so I can't do the trapeze. Elephants scare me so I am not a candidate to ride one. So do tigers and lions and all big animals. I'm not funny so I can't be a clown. My voice is too weak to be an announcer. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. . . " I don't think so. Walk a rightrope? Oh please! I can barely keep my balance in normal walking. OH, well. I guess I'll never be in the circus.


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