Zeus Of Course

 

My friend Adair keeps accusing me of being a narcissist. I finally figured out how to shut him up. Today I says to him, "Adair, if I were identifying myself with a Greek mythological character, it wouldn't be Narcissus." Adair falls into my trap. "Well, who WOULD you campare yourself to?" I was quick to respond. "Why, Zeus of course!" Adair has not spoken to me since.