Someone Asked Me

Someone asked me, "What's your attitude toward Captain James Cook?"
I replied curtly that I have no attitude toward Captain Cook. I understand the PCness of the question, but I still have no opinion. I also have no attitude toward Bert and Ernie, the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Hemingway's androgyny, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame.  
Attitudinal indifference is a good defense mechanism.