For sure I lead a jejune life, but what do you expect from a man of my shirt size and limited life experiences? I get off a good witty remark now and then ("That's easy for YOU to say"), make clever observations now and then---my favorite is "Would you look at THAT!"---I play a decent dummy hand in Bridge, and I still eat Grape Nut Flakes for breakfast every morning to stay regular. I keep my finger nails clipped and I only brag so that people can be made aware of my many accomplishments. Mostly I just enjoy my talent for vegetating.