Hello, everyone.  This is the month of April speaking to you.  I just wanted to protest this Eliotonian myth that "April is the cruelest month."  

Oh, come on now!  Don't you love April?  It's the beginning of spring. Winter is over for another year. The Masters is this weekend.  We're headed to warmer days. The South has turned a bright green everywhere.  Spring has sprung!   Don't you have at least one special person in your life whose birthday is in April?

What did this Eliot fella know anyway?  Talking about some Waste  Land and some crazy man named Prufrock.  Ha!

April is a great month!  Don't you agree?