Hee Haw

I woke up thinking I was a regular on "Hee Haw," holding up that sign in place of Junior Samples saying "BR 549," popping up out of the cornfield, pickin and grinning with Roy and Buck. That's good; no that's bad! What's for dinner, Grandpa? "Chicken pot pie, string beans, and nanner pudding!" Winfield, Alabama, SA-LUTE!
I think I missed my calling!