Stay Home!

Stay home! You don't have to tell me twice. The Pelham Pool Hall is closed. Squeegey says he ain't taking no chances. The last time he says he took a chance his mail order bride didn't work out and he sent her back to Argentina. Muhammad Ali didn't have no quarrel with the Viet Cong and Squeegey says he has no quarrel with a coronavirus, but he isn't taking any chances. Besides, it's no fun shooting billiards with a mask and gloves on and the Coke machine is broke anyway.