LIke, I Distrust

I automatically distrust 1) people with MBAs, the more prestigious the pedigree the more I distrust 2) spreadsheets (a corollary of #1) 3) frank and simple people whose stories hold up 4) people who constantly say "the research shows" and 5) people who put "like" into every sentence. LIke, I distrust lots of other people, but this will do for starters