My life is the Hegelian dialectic in action.  For every action I take there is an equal or greater reaction trying to thwart me, and the synthesis is these anonymous phone calls I keep getting telling me "I'd better watch it."  The heavy breathing and the caller quacking like a duck on the phone is an added bonus.  Like Nick Carraway my father used to remind me that I've had advantages that other men haven't had.  I can't help it if I'm lucky.