May 22, 2014

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There will be peace in the valley some day, but I will probably be living in the mountains by then, everyone enjoying their Second Amendment rights, shooting and killing one another. The Rapture will occur any day now, which could interrupt my vacation in Costa Rica, the hiking and lying on the beach. When my ship comes in I will probably be at the airport, TSA searching my luggage. The doctor will make his diagnosis, but by then my mind will be so far gone it won't register. Somebody please lock up and turn out the lights. I am always a day late and a dollar short.