Captain Ahab Joins the Trump Cult

"A white whale? What are you talking about? I never said anything about a white whale. We're just out here on a nice ocean voyage. You're a terrible sailor by the way. Yes, I know your name is Ishmael. You've already said it once. I remember names. People are amazed at how well I remember names. I have a natural talent for remembering names."
-Captain Ahab after joining the Trump Cult