In the Name of Efficiency

Age should increase efficiency. We don't have the time and energy to waste anymore.
Put your pants on one leg at at a time very quickly. That Oral B electric is the way to go now. If the socks don't match no one cares anymore. Just keep on trucking. P.S. No one cares either if you look dorky. Remember to kidnap BEFORE you send the ransom note. If you forget the lyrics to the song no one will care if you hum or mumble along. The sticker on the wind shield is certainly a helpful reminder as to when to change your oil but only if you remember to look at the sticker.
Lastly, be all that you can be. The Army won't take you anymore, but there's still more to life than hanging around the pool hall all day.