No Miss Havisham

Forlorn, jilted Miss Havisham may yet be shuffling around her house in her bridal gown, still consumed after many years with thinking about what might have been, but I can assure you that my life is not like this. I do not shuffle around MY house in my high school baseball uniform, wondering what might have happened had I been able to hit the curveball. I am highly satisfied with how my life has turned out. It turns out that I didn't need to hit the curveball.