To Those of You

To those of you who think that Fred Hudson cannot walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, let me remind you that after all these years I still play a mean game of checkers, I can usually name that tune in 5 notes or less, and I am wildly efficient at the self-service gas pump even to the point of pulling out the stick and checking my oil. True, multitasking is not my strong suit, but Rome wasn't built in a day and the lawn mower will eventually crank if you keep priming it.