I says to my wife, "Do you want me to buy you one of them new Apple watches?"
She says, "Are you crazy? What would I do with it? But I would like
to remind you to take the trash out, stop tracking in mud, and fix the
downstairs toilet like you've been promising you'd do for 3 months."
Sheesh. . . A man can't win for losing.
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