Last night I dreamed I was at a costume party and Lizzie Borden was there dressed 19th century but wearing a Beyonce mask. She was walking around with a plastic hatchet, tapping at everyone. I must say she was the life of the party, everyone wanting to get tapped with that play hatchet, wanting to ask her the one overwhelming question. So I did asked her, "Did you do it? They say you didn't do it and yet you were the only one who could have done it." She threw her head back and laughed, her Beyonce mask slipping for a moment. "Women have their ways!" She laughed again and vanished and I woke up dazed. I have never liked costume parties anyway.
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