I am planning our July 4th pool party looking for a theme.  I was thinking of a Paula Deen look-alike contest, but something tells me I should rethink this idea.  Y'all think?  Maybe a gangster theme.  I could play Tony Soprano.  I certainly have the personality for it.  What about a Hawaiian Luau?  That's kind of old hat and besides I don't look good in a grass skirt. Maybe I'll get desperate and make it a patriotism thing.  I'll be Thomas Jefferson and Moyna can be Betsy Ross.  That would be desperate, wouldn't it?