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My memory is not what it used to be. This morning I discovered a marvelous technique for improving my memory. I have stopped listening to people. Immediately less crap to remember. When I go out I get tired of having to return to the house searching for something I forgot. This morning I started to get out of the car at Starbucks thank goodness reaching to make sure I had my billfold only to discover I forgot my pants. Luckily I made it back without exposing myself.