In case you're wondering what to get me for my birthday, here are some suggestions.

1) A bullet-proof vest, flexible and washable.

2) A case of Mt. Dew

3) A sturdy walker which won't tip me over in the rain.

4) A Bob Dylan mask/disguise for Halloween

5) A fleet of paper airplanes

6) $100,000 but if that's above your means whatever is in your

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