Reasons to hang out at Starbucks every morning: Godot will never have the nerve to show up here. Neither will O'Brien (1984). Hand-to-hand combat is unlikely. It's a good place to calm the nerves, heal sutures, and prophesy in the name of the Lord. I can do the same old song and dance routine every morning and get away with it. New people every morning who've never heard my standard jokes. Leave anytime. No need for a benediction.