Shift change—— my favorite part of the day. No one to come into the room to force a needle and 12 pills on me. No one to ask me if I’ve had a bowel movement in the last two weeks. No one to force me to lie. Did you have a restful night, Mr. Hudson? No one to check vital signs. Nothing vital has changed in the last 16 hrs I assume. Why rush? I’m good. The coast is clear.