I have always aspired to be a Byronic Hero.

I have the cynicism, certainly the arrogance, the absolute disrespect for authority, the emotional moodiness and the mysteriousness, the dark sense of humor, the world weariness, but I lack the psychological depth, the sexual attractiveness, the intelligence, and the nihilism. I am still working on these latter things. It's getting late in the day. I'd better get busy.

I tell you it's not easy aspiring to be Byronic.