Creepy Day

Just for fun I think I'll act creepy today. If you see me today know that it's just an act. I am really not creepy; eccentric and weird maybe, but not creepy. It's all for your entertainment. (Actually it's for MY entertainment)
I am due to see my periodontist today. Wish I had some of them red neck teeth with gaps. Walk in with them on. Big smile.
"Hi Dr. Kent! How you today?"
Wish I had thought of it in time.