I happened accidentally to find myself talking to a bona fide fascist yesterday at Applebees. I let him ventilate, not before I counted eight lies, but I did notice the air getting warmer and even sizzling though I did not see any devilish horns growing out of his head and neither did he make any threats. I thought about walking out, but then I thought, why give him the pleasure? He left, but not before calling me demonic. Yes, they're out there. Beware. They seem normal until you get them talking, and I know how to provoke & make them show themselves. I took a shower later.
If you watched Tuesday’s vice presidential debate hoping for something like a WWE SmackDown event, then you were probably left disappointed. However, if you wondered what fascism on Novocain looks like, or what a political “prevent” defense versus a blitz looks like, you might have enjoyed yourself.
Republican Vice Presidential candidate JD “Smokey Eyes” Vance and Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim “Coach” Walz squared off in a CBS event deemed the undercard event of the century. Expectations were low and interests relatively high. Still, all you could do was sigh.
With a serious tone and knitted brows, CBS News' Norah O'Donnell and Margaret Brennan moderated the debate that ran for 90 minutes at the CBS Broadcast Center in New York. While the ghost of Walter Cronkite was probably wretched in anticipation of the event, which studio heads boasted would feature no fact-checking from the moderators, early in the debate the journalists abandoned that vow after Vance refused to drop the obvious and dangerous lie about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio he’s propagated for weeks.
Brian Carem in Salon.com