Thursday, November 7, 2024

 Advantages of Taking your Morning Drink at the Pelham Starbucks.

1. There are no tall buildings around so I need not fear a sniper. Anyone after me would have a better chance elsewhere.
2. The Chief of Police drops in most mornings inducing a safe feeling.
3. So far there has never been a threatening incident since I have been coming here. Three yr olds pitching a fit are quickly taken outside.
4. The election is over not that there ever was any possibility of political friction in this land of political everyone believes the same. This is Alabama after all.
5. No threat of someone trying to spike my peppermint mocha frap.
6. Taylor Swift is nowhere to be seen.
7. The bus to El Paso doesn't pass thru Pelham.
8. The men's room is kept spotless.
9. You can say Grace without offending anyone.
10. They play adult music here, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Cole Porter, etc.

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